From the halls of Valhalla to my lips, today was the day on which I became a man. Today was the day I tried J&H coffee! I had heard rumors of the properties of the blend and was warned it was not for the light of heart. I prepared appropriately and wore three pairs of pants...
1st sip.
I CAN NOT STOP SPEAKING IN CAPS. I SHOUT EVERYTHING...
2ND SIP.
IVE HAD TO SHAVE AS MY BEARD WAS TOUCHING THE FLOOR.
3RD SIP.
I HAVE DECIDED TO BUILD A BARN.
4TH SIP.
I HAVE THE ENERGY LEVEL OF 500 BABIES, I AM NEW.
FINAL SIP.
SHINY AND CHROME.